The quest is over. The village was saved. But now I hate the villagers.
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Rich Nost
richnost@nostrplebs.com
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Bitcoin hedge wizard. Do not consult me unless as a last resort.
Zooko's paradox:
Your anonymous also-ran crypto is only valuable when it is not an anonymous.
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Content Warning reveals on nostr are usually some innocuous GM.
Content Warning reveals on mastodon are usually dicks or furry hentai.
And Category 2 is looking for the door to a better option
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I am now a statist.
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Time for a wave of New York millionaires to show the "if this guy wins, I'm leaving" progressives how it's actually done.
LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE AT THE BACK
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Using Primal is like asking someone to tell you what is happening on nostr. They can choose to omit the details they don't like.
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I TURN SHITPOSTING ON OBSCURE SOCIAL PLATFORMS INTO MEAT. ITS WHAT I DO.
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THANK YOU BITCOIN!
Not low enough.
What exactly does Alex Svetski specialize in? Like what did he do before bitcoin? Everytime I listen to him on a podcast, it's just an endless stream of intuited infliencer bro wisdom that I could have generated with AI on Shallow Think mode.
GM 
There isn't a single self-custody solution that fits everyone, but...
If you spend more than $50 total on a steel impact solution, you blew too much money.
Anyone who tells you to buy a hardware wallet usually never tells you that you'll have to replace it at some point. You'll have a drawer of obsoleted HWW's
Don't use a passphrase. You'll screw your heirs.
Ohhh nnnooo two of my channels are down and my payment can't find a route and and now I have to sleep in my car outside this airbnb BUT LIGHTNING IS STILL AWESOME
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Fact #1: Mallowcreme pumpkins are the penultimate achievement of confectionery at scale. Don't @ me.
Fact #2: My Android keyboard autocorrects "Mallowcreme" to "Salesforce"
Tomorrow, I set out on a quest. Thousands of miles will be traversed. Dragons of bureaucracy must be slain. I shall be beset on all sides by goblins begging for my shit. My shit must not be lost. I will not lose my shit. I must not. My shit must stay with me to my destination, or the quest is forfeit
Try hard things, pussies.
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Okay do kids only come to your door if you're sitting on the porch? WTF? When did this protocol drop?
GN nostr i luv u