So Amethyst is garbage now View quoted note →

"Not the X we deserve, but the one we need," is such a nonsense phrase. I've never been arsed to ask if this means we deserve less or more.

Go outside and make some friends among the norms, anon. View quoted note →

It'd a supreme irony that a community of bitcoin lunatics can't see that Lindsay Clancy legitimately went insane. She was being ping-ponged between multiple doctors who were rapidly changing her schedule of 14 medications. She was loudly signaling to family and care providers about her rapidly deteriorating mental state, which included insomnia, suicidal ideation, and literal thoughts of harming her children. Imagine crying out to everyone around you that you are losing control of ypur mind, begging for help, being open to instruction, etc...only to be taken half-seriously and having your care so mismanaged that your 3 children ultimately pay the price. Oh but this is clearly feminism's fault. Get real. People go crazy.

Its solicitation season here in the neighborhood. I disabled the doorbell. I mounted a very classy brass "No Solicitors Thank You" plaque into the brick at eye height. They just stand there for MINUTES. I don't know what I have to do. I mean, maybe I should wire the doorbell to a string of animated LEDs around the sign and a speaker in the bushes that plaus the sound of a shell chambering in a shotgun.

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"Because there was no user-rejected soft fork, this is a signal that most people don't know we can win!" Okaaayyy. Do I actually need to sit on a porch with my gun, even if I think the possibility of a home intrusion is extremely remote?

What happened to #whimsymaxxing lady?

Good god please. This gives clients the opportunity to discriminate against the most annoying part of nostr. View quoted note →

Probably for the best. View quoted note →

Hey anon. You look like you could use a swift kick in the nards

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I really need that "Pls help muh famalie in Palestine" bot to die in a fire

This has turned into some weird cringey cult. We have to burn it all down. View quoted note →

O fug I forgot to buy the dip.