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Uncomfortable Truth: Donald Trump is a rich man north of Richmond

New Movie Idea: Indiana Jones and the Search for a Female Conservative Influencer with a White Husband

Me: "Intermittent fasting and exercise will make you incredibly healthy." America: "I need an Aunt Annie's pretzel to make it through the Wal Mart checkout."

Montezuma's Un-Revenge: Moving to America and having your kids become giant gay pedo tranny faggots