It’s weird that if I give myself Asians eyes just right, it fixes my vision issue that I wear glasses for. Glasses are just Asian eyes in disguise.
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Literally me
Doing a tick check on the kids after they’ve been playing outside in the brush and finding out they’ve been drawing on their heads with markers
Powerful Joey knowing the rules on sunken treasure
https://fountain.fm/episode/yhXPrRmLFXy783fLfnAy
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Looking forward to playing this later today


It’s possible that your problems are simply a higher intelligence fucking with you
Harry is suddenly getting a new bike today


A man with no rifle
Is no man at all
We just withdrew from the SPR
Draw of 380K barrels
SPR moved from 415.44M to 415.06M
SPR now sits at 62.9% of historical max
Probably nothing


Me lately
Has anyone ever tried starting a penguin colony in northern Canada? Probably cheaper than airlifting a population of polar bears to Antarctica
I don’t mean to brag, but my kids are founding members of the bank of dad
One of the perks of homeschooling is based refrigerator art


Flee Canadian tyranny, settle on a Pennsylvania mountain top, start a local bitcoin meetup
https://fountain.fm/episode/RA7xsAHQKExrM4RcExQQ
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When you wake up, say GM
You don’t have to until you’re ready
Some mornings you will forget to
And that’s ok
I appreciate the Rocky Ridge Radio with Boomer shout out 🙏 love you dudes
https://fountain.fm/episode/e2KJGzmy4j5bEBGP3AYC
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This audio content is approved by a squad of cyber ducks ⚡️🦆⚡️🦆⚡️🦆⚡️
https://fountain.fm/episode/6NG98x2hK7LS3O2gLng3
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Don’t be retarded