Some great quotes from my barber- On haircuts (and life): You don’t get better results by trying harder. It’s not about effort, it’s about practice and execution. On his sister: Well, she’s a single mom now, but I think she’s got what she wanted. She’s a liberal, you know

Should I be suspicious of badges? Could someone malicious steal my nsec if I sign their badge?

gm #coffeechain drip coffee is for people who hate themselves

some things are like a tire fire, trying to put it out only makes it worse. You just gotta grab a beer and let it burn -Hank Hill

There are zoom meetings where nothing happens; and there are zoom meetings that take decades where still nothing happens

Who put this dick in my zap?