I just spent the last 5 hours replanting my seedlings. Now I have to build another raised bed. It’s completely out of control I tell ya 🤣

It’s Mother’s Day - even to the pet moms. Love is love!!!! LOL 🤣

But…. Eyyyyyy shout out Catholics of Peru and Chicago 🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣

I mean, I wanted a Filipino pope 🤷🏽‍♀️ but I didn’t get what I want and I moved on 🤷🏽‍♀️

Maybe this is just the small insignificant population on X, but people are asking if the pope is woke. I get it. But I thought we were riding the wave of “America First”? lol Can’t just be happy for what we have 🙄 everything has to be a damn conspiracy theory 🙄 God doesn’t care about your interpretation of values cause bro literally created them 🙄

I finally figured out that I have an Olive skin tone. Here I am struggling with my foundation.

Pope Leo you say? 🤔 Leo the ultimate leader

Do you ever have conversations with people, & they’re completely normal, fine, successful, not successful, whatever, but there’s just a part of their whole being that’s completely empty in their spirit? It feels like talking to AI when you’ve gone really deep into a conversation. It just keeps producing information, but it lacks substance or the main point. It’s lonely out here 💀

I mean, I didn’t vote for this dude, but I do think this is funny. The comments are really offended about this 🤣

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The Bluey episode called “Facey Talk” is 🔥

I 💙 Nostr.

I’m genuinely excited everytime I see a merchant take bitcoin. But if there is the FED out there reading this *ahem* like the IRS *ahem* Would it be ok if you guys relaxed your rules on bitcoin taxation? Maybe like $2000 no capital gains tax or something to start so individuals can continue buying maple syrup and honey and to pay rent and all these things without a once a year tax implication when converting it back to fiat? It’ll help small businesses a bit. Pretty plz? 😭💙🎉✨

The Michelin Guide inspectors are almost (ALMOST) as mysterious as Satoshi

Sounds like I need to 3D print a bitcoin popsicle mold and cookie cutter 😏

I would make a vanilla bean base and mix in a ataulfo mango ice cream so it would be a swirl. If custard doesn’t solidify, I’d include pockets of orange zest custard. Orrrrrrr that could be layered with graham crackers in the bottom. And then I’d finish it off with honey that’s slightly warm with salt flakes. Gold flakes if you wanna be extra. That’s my bitcoin sundae.

If bitcoin was an ice cream what flavor would it be? - lemon curd? -mango? - orange? - ???

Bro I miss Sora 😭

I need to start painting again. I also miss making ice cream 😢

Tinder is opting in for eyeball technology too? 😒 Burn itself to the ground 😒