Global slave revolt underway against the central banking cartel 🍿🍿🍿

The masculine urge to find a genetic mutation allowing humans to drink 40 cold brew coffees per day without keeling over

Someone should put a NOSTRICH on this

OKAY OKAY stay calm but someone at Martin Guitars is an incredibly BASED bitcoiner martinguitar.com/news/about-mar… "D-42 Bitcoin Martin Guitar has been around since the early days of U.S. currency, and we are still here today. This model was created as a nod to the latest global currency, bitcoin. It includes a one-ounce, solid-gold token coin embedded in the headstock. It also includes unique inlays on the fingerboard and the headstock. It features Guatemalan rosewood back and sides, so you’ll get plenty of bass and volume with this guitar; but it’s paired with Englemann spruce, which is lighter than most top woods and may appeal to artists who like to play softly without losing the complexity in the tone. This guitar will be a fine addition to any playable guitar collector’s arsenal. List price: $18,999" #bitcoin 

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