The national deification of David Attenborough is fully underway.

Bitcoin is a pyramid scheme. Just like the pyramids it will last thousands of years.

Sometimes a parallel parking can be too easy

British trains would be amazing if the drivers would just stfu

Socialists have this powerful "intellectual zombie" attribute. No matter how many times they are refuted, they just continue from the basis of their flawed arguments, and the smug assumption that they're right and good always. It's just relentless like a hoard or zombies that have no grasp of reality beyond replicating themselves.

Unpopular opinion: It's rude that women don't lift the toilet seat up once they're done

Lol, guess I'll never be able to go to a the Chelsea Flower Show since I use a VPN and can't buy tickets. It's not just the internet that's dead.

Kinda reassuring that Meta is incompetent enough to waste $50Bn + on a virtual reality world which they're now shelving

"The real price of every thing, what every thing really costs to the man who wants to acquire it, is the toil and trouble of acquiring it." - Adam Smith on Bitcoin

Toilet seats should have handles

In the Fallow Field I went down on my hands and knees Looking for trees, Twin leaves that, sprung from seeds, Were now too big For stems much thinner than a twig. These soon with chamomile and clover And other fallow weeds Would be turned over; And I was thinking how It was a pity someone should not know That a great forest fell before the plough. - Andrew Young

JFC, can Roku pls stop trying to market horror versions of Bambi and Popeye to my kids

One of the best things about coding AIs is that they don't spend the first two hours figuring out who to blame before attempting to solve a problem

You can't block shipping lanes for Bitcoin

Trump has really fucked up this time

JFC, CEO reckons it's "wartime" for our SaaS company so his solution is mandatory more days in the office and letting people comp dinners if they work late. That's the whole strategy. 🙄

Everyone at my company thinks they're a programmer/designer now. I just get tagged in everyone's shitty feature PRs and as the PM have to explain why most of them suck and create tech and UX debt, and don't actually solve the customer problem that well. So basically AI has made me less productive 😅