Good Garlic 🧄…I mean morning☀️!
Doug Brown
doug@nostrpurple.com
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Nostr OG since 12/16/22 Block 767737
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Software, Blockchain, Bitcoin (not crypto), Foodie and Master of Fun! RMFT! 🐘🌊 Scotch is the nectar of Gods! 🥃
Former owner of the first NFT on Nostr 2008.jpeg for 1.5hrs 1/6 9:13pm-10:55pm.
Brave part-time owner of Larry!
Organized the first community fundraiser through Zaps raising $4,680 #4theBabies
What is this fishes favorite part of a Rock song?
…the Gar Lic! 😎
Get it? #Garlic #DadJokes 

Alright….I need some help. I haven’t had enough Scotch for this and I am losing it!
I am trying for the dear love of Satoshi to open some Lightning channels, but you can’t open one without funding it, you can’t fund it without open a channel, you cant open a channel without having at least one channel open, see step 2, then see step 3 again, then fall down the stairs and break your neck and just go spend fiat the rest of your life…..HELP!!!!
@The Daniel 🖖 was trying to open a #nodestrich channel, but it says I need one channel first. Any thoughts?
As much as I love lightning and Bitcoin, it has a fatal flaw. Complexity.
I’m pretty darn technical and even I can get a damn lightning wallet set up on a node. Now I know this is 301 level type stuff, but it’s not the least bit intuitive and damn near impossible to just fund a freaking lightning wallet to even begin to open channels. I shouldn’t need to open a bajillion channels to fund from my BTC wallet to my Lightning Wallet on the same node!
Can anyone please explain what I am doing wrong here?
🤣 “Easy Money” like scamming everyone with your book that is obviously full of false narratives and no understanding of Bitcoin at all? 

#NostrDocs, what’s your thoughts on vitamins?
For transparency, I take Echinacea/Zinc/Vitamin D3 almost everyday and Magnesium and Iron every 3-4 days and I do feel better overall and haven’t really had any common colds that I can recall.

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