eaton is a mess
npub1pwqh...epsw
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canadians blaming trump lol
some days, a big, fat, juicy burger with lettuce, tomato, & grilled onions is an absolute necessity
i’m not hfsp especially if i have to travel with nutcases like this
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if you decide to _bug out_ to bear country, make sure you’re prepared
dad, why did you get a pixel when we all have iphones?
dad: because i am tired of you all stealing my charger
ok, fair
the most simple treat i can think of with strawberries is a mix of mascarpone, honey, & a little balsamic vinegar with sliced strawberries
yum^21million
i found the most beautiful & perfect batch of strawberries at the market today. i bought a few baskets, but i have yet to decide what to make with them yet.
the cowboy suggested the most posh dessert, the eaton mess.
where i live is kinda where the _bug out_people would retreat to
what’s the difference between an enzyme & a hormone?
you can’t hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone
bison vs bison
i told someone i respect professionally that i have an appointment at 9-10 this morning & they show up at my door at 9:30 wondering why i wasn’t around.
it is the ultimate definition of stupid for someone with a phd. degrees don’t mean anything.
cash is still the fallback when the power is out
i’m going to k.i.s.s my existence on nostr for curiosity’s sake
daar is mense hier wat duidelik nie vir hulself kan dink nie, hulle aanbid ander mense wat uitgesproke is oor hul weergawe van die waarheid.
brother #5 proposed to his girlfriend on his birthday. they plan to get married on his birthday. played it off as _she is greatest gift from god to me_ etc etc cutesie thing he explained to her
the truth, he told me, is that he didn't want to forget those special dates, hence, his birthday
it's so beautiful 
do people & bots that send 1 sat zaps really are just like spamming the lightning network?
i'm going to try to minize the use of the word _should_ until i completely eliminate the use of it
there are no shoulds in the world if we want to live in harmony with it
lets use the tools that make us seem more advance than primates