i’m going to k.i.s.s my existence on nostr for curiosity’s sake
npub1pwqh...epsw
npub1pwqh...epsw
brother #5 proposed to his girlfriend on his birthday. they plan to get married on his birthday. played it off as _she is greatest gift from god to me_ etc etc cutesie thing he explained to her
the truth, he told me, is that he didn't want to forget those special dates, hence, his birthday
do people & bots that send 1 sat zaps really are just like spamming the lightning network?
i'm going to try to minize the use of the word _should_ until i completely eliminate the use of it
there are no shoulds in the world if we want to live in harmony with it
lets use the tools that make us seem more advance than primates
sitting in my car in the parking lot, i can’t get out yet because a woman is backing in & out of the space next to me for the 5th time now.
she finally gave up after the 7th time. her wheels still went over the border.
precision self parking software update can’t come soon enough.
gm, nostr 🌻
gn, nostr
sweet dreams
i wonder if the nuclear football has gone through an upgrade this century (jk).
i mean, shouldn’t it be significantly smaller now & not carried around in a large 3 buckled briefcase?
foxxy
i also registered the domain shitpoaster.pro (lol) as an alt
if you want a username @ shitpoaster.pro, let me know :)
i don’t know to say about this, but where do i make bets?
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gm & happy weekend, nostr!
it’s a big ‘ol beautiful world out there.
where do memories go when we forget them?
you become a slave of wanting & trying to get rich, too.
you are more free when you’re rich*
*accumulating wealth doesn’t make you a free man
gm, nostr!
this is cowboy hats zone 🤠
i love my friends, but tonight i’m not feeling karaoke night. i want to sleep early in a warm bed with a cowboy who just showered & smells like home.
gn, nostr 🤠