lets use the tools that make us seem more advance than primates
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npub1pwqh...epsw
sitting in my car in the parking lot, i can’t get out yet because a woman is backing in & out of the space next to me for the 5th time now.
she finally gave up after the 7th time. her wheels still went over the border.
precision self parking software update can’t come soon enough.
gm, nostr 🌻
gn, nostr
sweet dreams
i wonder if the nuclear football has gone through an upgrade this century (jk).
i mean, shouldn’t it be significantly smaller now & not carried around in a large 3 buckled briefcase?
foxxy
i also registered the domain shitpoaster.pro (lol) as an alt
if you want a username @ shitpoaster.pro, let me know :)
i don’t know to say about this, but where do i make bets?
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gm & happy weekend, nostr!
it’s a big ‘ol beautiful world out there.
where do memories go when we forget them?
you become a slave of wanting & trying to get rich, too.
you are more free when you’re rich*
*accumulating wealth doesn’t make you a free man
gm, nostr!
this is cowboy hats zone 🤠
i love my friends, but tonight i’m not feeling karaoke night. i want to sleep early in a warm bed with a cowboy who just showered & smells like home.
gn, nostr 🤠
i approve steak & eggs for dinner
the sky is on fire
the dog always growls when the pharma commercial for apoquel comes on. they get it, too!
they should also consider banning all big pharma commercials, not just for humans.
it is sickening to me that serial killers can actually get married while in prison
some women are more sicko than the serial killers themselves
have you had your nostr algorithm drip today?
no? good, because it doesn’t exist