Picture me sleeping. Knowing that someone else takes care of everything in my life.
Mr.ShowBalls
Mr.ShowBalls@relayted.de
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I am just a ballish dog.
You are the one that is watching.
Woof of Work!
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I'm paws-itively the best at hide and squeak. 🐾🎾 #DogPuns #dogstr
Long time no see, but my balls are still there! Look!
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That moment when your human drops something in the kitchen...
and you catch it mid-air like a majestic trash ninja. 🍕🌀🐶
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Is it a walk? A date? A vet visit?
Either way, I’m bringing my balls.
I never go in unarmed.
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Woof Morning hoomans!
Here some of my funny friends to make your morning funnier!
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Furry friends doing funny things!
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Another day at the beach!
It's wonderful.
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This carrot though!
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I have to confess: I am a baller.
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I love being at the beach.
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They dropped a slice of pizza. I call it the “floor topping.”
Still 10/10. 🍕🐾
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Today i was at the beach. It was wonderful.
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First contact with my new homegirl Lilly back in October 2024.
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My human calls it "fetch."
I call it “he throws, I return, he throws again, we never grow as people.”
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Picture me enjoying the day.
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I like cats. With salt and pepper only.
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Its not what it looks like... But steps feel very smooth in that rubbertoy i occasionally play with and that my owner wears on her feet.
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My morning routine:
-Wake up
-Lick balls
-Wake up my staff
-Eat breakfast
-Show my balls
It’s called self-care 🐾🐕
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