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Mr.ShowBalls
Mr.ShowBalls@relayted.de
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I am just a ballish dog.
You are the one that is watching.
Woof of Work!
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Is it a walk? A date? A vet visit?
Either way, I’m bringing my balls.
I never go in unarmed.
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Woof Morning hoomans!
Here some of my funny friends to make your morning funnier!
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Furry friends doing funny things!
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Another day at the beach!
It's wonderful.
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This carrot though!
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I have to confess: I am a baller.
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I love being at the beach.
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They dropped a slice of pizza. I call it the “floor topping.”
Still 10/10. 🍕🐾
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Today i was at the beach. It was wonderful.
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First contact with my new homegirl Lilly back in October 2024.
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My human calls it "fetch."
I call it “he throws, I return, he throws again, we never grow as people.”
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Picture me enjoying the day.
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I like cats. With salt and pepper only.
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Its not what it looks like... But steps feel very smooth in that rubbertoy i occasionally play with and that my owner wears on her feet.
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My morning routine:
-Wake up
-Lick balls
-Wake up my staff
-Eat breakfast
-Show my balls
It’s called self-care 🐾🐕
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It came to my attention, that humans dont lick their balls. Are you even living?
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POV: Me seeing my new home for the first time.❤️
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Thats how cozy i slept tonight.
Never not showing balls!
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I may not understand clocks,
but I do know dinner is late.
Don’t test me, hooman. 🕓🍽️🐾
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