My morning routine:
-Wake up
-Lick balls
-Wake up my staff
-Eat breakfast
-Show my balls
It’s called self-care 🐾🐕
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Mr.ShowBalls
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I am just a ballish dog.
You are the one that is watching.
Woof of Work!
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It came to my attention, that humans dont lick their balls. Are you even living?
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POV: Me seeing my new home for the first time.❤️
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Thats how cozy i slept tonight.
Never not showing balls!
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I may not understand clocks,
but I do know dinner is late.
Don’t test me, hooman. 🕓🍽️🐾
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POV: Me enjoying life while everything is taken care of by my staff.
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Me watching over my land. Pretty sure there was a squirrel. 🐿
🐾🐶
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Just enjoying the sun after some rainy days! 🐶
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Just laying on the lap of my owner. I love it. Its great. #notesofadog #dogstr 
The question is: Do you like dags?
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Woof morning.
Found an ikea bag to sleep on. It was awesome. #notesofadog #dogstr #dogs
Woof morning.
Thats my tongue after liking my balls. 🐕🐾
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I got requests.
So once for all:
No, there will never be an onlyfans account. I stay nostr only. 🐕
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Me: exists
Everyone: “Why’s he always showing his balls?”
Me: whispers “Because they’re perfect.”
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