The question is: Do you like dags?
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Mr.ShowBalls
Mr.ShowBalls@relayted.de
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I am just a ballish dog.
You are the one that is watching.
Woof of Work!
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Woof morning.
Found an ikea bag to sleep on. It was awesome. #notesofadog #dogstr #dogs
Woof morning.
Thats my tongue after liking my balls. 🐕🐾
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I got requests.
So once for all:
No, there will never be an onlyfans account. I stay nostr only. 🐕
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Me: exists
Everyone: “Why’s he always showing his balls?”
Me: whispers “Because they’re perfect.”
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I don’t fetch balls.
I present them.
Like art. 🎨
And like art you dont know if you like what you see.
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There’s a fly in the house.
This is not a drill.
I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
🪰👀🐶
If you open a bag and I don’t sprint to the room, call the vet. I’m not okay. 🐶🏃♂️🛍️👂
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Some strange packing by my humans going on here. I wonder what whe are going to do today? We even need backpacks? Oh #gm by the way! #dogstr #notesofadog
My humans eat salad.
I eat trash tacos I found behind the couch.
We’re not the same. 🥗🗑️🌮
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Woof Morning!
Its raining. I wonder if my owner know how much i like being outaide in the rain. 🐶
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You would have been in the same situation, when you had seen the big fly on the chair. Dont blame the player. Blame the game! 🐶
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Woof morning to all of you!
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A wise boy once said: "Squirrel!" and was never seen again. Until next feeding time.
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Hey Ladies! What's up? Wanna see my balls? 🐕 #dogstr #dogs 
Good Morning!Did you already lick your balls?
No? Is it really good morning then?
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My owner just got home. I showed him my toy.
He wasnt surprised though...
🐶
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