A wise boy once said: "Squirrel!" and was never seen again. Until next feeding time.
ππΎ #dogstr #notesofadog
Mr.ShowBalls
Mr.ShowBalls@relayted.de
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I am just a ballish dog.
You are the one that is watching.
Woof of Work!
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Hey Ladies! What's up? Wanna see my balls? π #dogstr #dogs 

Good Morning!Did you already lick your balls?
No? Is it really good morning then?
#gm π
My owner just got home. I showed him my toy.
He wasnt surprised though...
πΆ
#dogstr
Woof morning!
#gm
GM Hoomans!
I like fresh air around my balls.
#gm
#gmSay my name!
I only show them. You are the one watching my balls. Gotcha!
#dogstr #dogsofnostr #dogs


My owners look pretty tired today?
I wonder if its because i made them wake up every our to go outside?
#gm
Going for a walk before the rain starts. Hoomans dont like rain. #dogstr


The female owner listens to music by PussyCatDolls.
Guess whst i crave now?
Pussies. Cats and Dolls.
Oh wait. Thats what i always crave. And food. #dogstr #lifeofadog
Why did I chase my tail for 5 minutes straight?
Felt like a good way to round out the day. πΎπ #DogJokes
They say Iβm βspoiled.β
Yet Iβve never been given the password to the fridge. π€πΎ #dogstr
Just woke up.
#GM paws! 
