GM 🔆 Fun fact for non-German folk here: Today, the citizens of Berlin are about to elect The Left party to rule the city (yeah, literally the renamed Socialist Unity Party of Germany from before 1989, shooting at people trying to climb over the wall). As some who was raised and grew up exactly behind that wall, the Stockholm syndrome has always amazed me. It is not a coincidence that Berlin is also the unofficial capital of BDSM.

You know what to do. #blockstream

GM I mean the strategy is pretty clear at this point: keep peg-outs disabled, allow tiny amounts to be withdrawn via Aqua Wallet to keep shrimps 🍤 „busy“, meanwhile negotiate one-on-one with large LBTC holders 🐋 to convince them not to swap immediately (it’s probably easier than thought because Blockstream people are the largest holders of this thing anyway), secretly reactivate dormant BTC addresses over a prolonged period so that it’s not so obvious, then restore peg-outs hoping that it’s all back to normal. View quoted note →

Works for me. Rescue your sats folk 🙏🏻 View quoted note →

Remember times when Blockstream was zapping 10k sats left and right and everyone (including myself…) was tagging them to get zapped? View quoted note →

Damn, I can’t believe this place is still alive…

Just got a call from a US friend: „Hey bro! Do you remember this bitcoin thing you told me about last year? What do I need to do to buy again?“ Me:

The cute kid spent too much time hunting harvesters on Arrakis 🙃 View quoted note →