A quantum mechanic would be able to both rip you off and not rip you off at the same time.

Who invented the rape whistle? Why would they create a whistle only rapists can hear?

Can't wait for the "2024 in nostr podcast" by @Constant and @fiatjaf where they mostly discuss starcraft and bluesky.

I've never been any good at Greek mythology. It's always been my Achilles elbow.

I told my wife that she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

It’s so cold out today I saw a democrat with his hands in his own pocket!

Vibes

I really love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one someday.

#asknostr Terran, Zerg or Protoss?

My brother lied to me. He told me he bought me tickets to see The Cure. Turns out it was Placebo instead.

My cat just got in a massive fight in my backyard. He pinned the intruder to the ground and beat him until the asshole fled the scene. Unfortunately my cat sustained some minor injuries to his face. Please send him power🙏