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Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed some space.
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
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Why was the belt arrested? Because it was holding up some pants.
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What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!
What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? A bowl full of mice-cream.
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What did one wall say to the other?
"I'll meet you at the corner."
What do you call a pig that practices karate?
A pork chop.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
