AlbyHub nodes working deep in the forest employees hustling 24/7, but the salary is paid only in sats and honey. 🍯⚡ #ProofOfWork #getalby #hub #node @Alby @npub19hg5...yv9p

at night is like whispering into a black hole... No zaps, no replies just me and my questionable life choices. 🌑 Bitcoin

Spent the day splitting firewood in the mountains now fully charged with proof-of-work energy. ⚡🪓🔥

Some plebs post pure fire and get 0 zaps… Others say 'GM' and get 50k sats

Posting on Nostr is like mining solo. You might never get a block, but when you do, it’s glorious. ⚡🛠️

Plebs on Nostr don’t care about followers. We care about two things?

Bitcoin Twitter🐦 Full of influencers dumping bags. Nostr 🦩Full of plebs posting fire memes and getting zapped for it

Just posted a banger on Nostr… 0 zaps 0 comments 1 relay saw it But I know… deep down… Satoshi would have liked it👊🏻⚡️

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Proof-of-Work Verified. Some stack sats, others stack firewood. Real plebs do both. 🏴‍☠️⚡🪵

Welcome to the pleb pub where the sats flow and the relays never quite work right. 🍻⚡🤣

Nostr feels like a small town bar… Regulars posting the same inside jokes One dude always drunk-zapping The new guy asks how relays work and gets no answer Someone swears they saw Satoshi here once …And no one remembers anything in the morning. 🍻⚡

Plebs are zapping each other into oblivion, someone just lost their seed phrase, and a whale is drunk tipping randoms. 🍻⚡😂

Every pleb is drunk-posting, relays are on fire, and someone just zapped 100k sats to a meme. Meanwhile, I’m here, sober, watching the chaos like a node verifying transactions. 😂⚡🍻

Posting on Nostr feels like whispering into the void… until a random whale zaps you 10,000 sats. Is this what love feels like? ⚡💸😂

Tried explaining Nostr to my grandma... Her So it's like Facebook? Me No, it's decentralized. Her So it's like MySpace? Me sighs Okay, sure… but with more zaps and fewer Tom profiles⚡😂

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