This baby snail was irritating me so I burned it with my lighter now these ants have something to eat. I'd probably get cancelled for this on old soshuls . But on nostr nobody cares.

Been digging into CHUI Africa today and this one caught my attention 👀 CHUI which is Swahili for Leopard 🐆. is building a smart parcel-locker network in Kenya currently around 97 active locations with APIs for merchants, parcel tracking, returns, pickup/drop-off locations, M-Pesa payments and automated lockers. As a marketplace dev, this is interesting. I'm building #Hisa, a Nostr-native marketplace, and the overlap starts getting pretty wild: ⚡ Nostr for identity + discovery ⚡ Lightning for payments / V4V 📦 CHUI for physical fulfillment 🔌 APIs connecting the marketplace to logistics 🏪 Sellers create listings → buyers pay → parcel gets routed to a nearby locker 🔄 Returns could go back through the same network The listing, seller identity, payment and reputation can live on Nostr while CHUI handles the physical handoff. That's the kind of bridge between decentralized internet commerce and the physical world that I'd love to experiment with. #thoughts

CHUI

CHUI – Smart Parcel Locker Delivery Network

Send and receive parcels securely with CHUI smart parcel lockers. Enjoy convenient 24/7 parcel collection across Nairobi, with easy tracking and fl...

Should i upgrade to Ubuntu 26 . 04 . 01 ? Asking the kernel experts.

You are falling in love with my process to the point of letting me empty your wallets how is that my fault for living my best life with this hand i was dealt. . . So gay bro. Yea girls don't Zap ⚡ me 😂 they still HODLing a grudge 😂 haha

Now when zappers aske what I want for Christmas i say for them to leave me alone 😭😂😂😭😂 . I don't want anyone feeling scammed cus they got too high and zapped me. I've been there, regrettably. You don't get to these numbers zapping rookie numbers. . . I don't make the rules.

Bros in 2024 feeling like Santa: what do you want for Christmas... Turiz: 1 TB SSD cost shall be about 200k sats. . . Bros in 2026 regretting their decisions and impulse zapping habits: "lame beggar scammer..." Never forget Peter.

Salvation army 🪖 knocking at folks home. . I Open the gate, they said we're here talking the word of God. 😂 I told them 'we good' . . . Almost told them check where they are Location reads Reverend's residence 😂😂 but I spared them because they need all the energy they have to minister to others.

I feel bad for people posting memes and not using Memely... You could have been zapped by the investors and supporters... but you post memes with broken clients oh well . may those devs of those clients Zap ⚡ you anon. Good luck 🤞🏾

#askNostr is anybody making a Nostr based keyboard that can accommodate Nostr build gifs, custom emojis and packs or do i have to build everything

Bought some shorts 🩳 yesterday. I feel like putting them on and walking around the village showing off my leg tattoos 😭😂😂😂

Plus some bread. . Yea.. heavy. View quoted note →

Heavy breakfast.. some eggs some tea some fries . .. I'm starving

I love seeing the SATs flowing. Menn.

Confuse the haters.

I'd rather have and receive consistent small zaps ⚡ than one fat zap that make you feel like you won the Lotto. Double digit zaps matter especially consistent ones. 🫂 💜 Power to the zappers... Some of you your Zaps ⚡ only go in, like Onyx, they never go out.

A drop of water may seem insignificant until it is a continuous and consistent drop of water hitting the same spot. . . So don't underestimate my weekly Zaps ⚡ for making a meme app, it might seem small to others, but it's moar than anyone else is willing to part with doesn't matter what constructive work you do with them. some people shall send you fat zaps but you won't ever hear from them again. Haba na haba hujaza kibaba.

0808hrs in my Townsville 💨✌🏾 Let me roll a hasky.

I'M happy i'm building something tangible that can exist on your devices and gives me a reason to guilt trip you into sending me a satoshi. #Hisa #Memely

Ghosting for 2 years then sending me links with $3 bounties is wild @The_Narrator View quoted note →

When the lenders ask when I'm paying them back , I'll hit them with the "soon!" nostr's most famous promissory reply.