List of things to not put in your resume..
Your dick pick
You throwing gang signs..
And this... Probably this toping the list.
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Turiz
me@proofofink.art
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Long Live Turiz 🤙🏾
#iykyk
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If you want to earn 10k sats and a bug reporter badge go on to Hisa && Memely apps on Zapstore ⚡ - if you see issues report them on their respective GitHubs.
Testers assemble.. Value for Value. . . That's what I can afford. . . If you getting moar elsewhere stay there. I can't afford you!
#jobstr
Don't ask these nyggas for help, especially in private.
ProTips
When you ask for help on your account...
"Turiz, is that you?"
I'm the employee who signs the NDA then hodls a press conference outside the workplace the minute i see something that raises an eyebrow 😹
Y'all in more than one group chat that's why you're not in any secret circle yet. You all over the place 😂
Somebody's boss is somewhere jerking off to my baby momma on Stripchat and that's why it's kinda hard for me to find a job - i don't want to find out my boss is jerking off to my BM while I work my ass off to get a fraction of what he's tipping her 😂😂
If you have a boss you are an employee. Follow me for more obvious tweets such as this. . .
Good day good people only.
0600hrs in my Townsville 💨 ✌🏾 I'm waking up to schmoke my hasky.
Hey there Delilah what's it like in New York City, I'm a thousand miles away...
GM 🌞 world 🌍 on packets 🎁
While the employers use AI. And the zappers make up for it. . . Girls are getting sats just for existing. What a time to be alive and on Nostr.
I love you guys and girls. Wallahi. Sometimes i get so emoshonooooo 😭😂 🫂 💜
Ha ha . Let me roll a joint. I'M sleeping a happy man knowing I'm a bit influential . Like a fraction.
As i predicted baby momma got a pity zap ⚡ 😂 haha like clockwork.
Boi do I love Nostr. 😁 😀 Zap ⚡ zap ⚡
GN 😴 clock punchers. . .
Bout to tap in to my playlist. Make up for the few minutes hours i didn't have my Bluetooth headsets. . . Locked in.
💤
when it comes to money i de concentrate....
i no want die. .
i want to enjoy. . .
i want chop life ...
i want buy motor ...
i want build house...
i still want turn up ....
Ye - Burna Boy... This was the song that put Him on the global map . . . #iykyk
#music #tunestr
Spotify
Ye
Burna Boy · Outside · Song · 2018
When you scared to take a chance you'll never know. . . .
Serious Nostr is falling apart pwahahaha 😂 corny shit. . . You love to see it.
I got in my feelings cus my heart was in it. . . #nostrOnly I wouldn't have cared if it was otherwise . . . .
It seems like the more money you make the faker the love gets.....