El Guapo

It’s sad. Portland used to be cool.

If I use the phrase “insufferable twat,” of whom do you think?

I know, I know. I could have purchased bitcoin, but you have to admit it’s fun.

I’m so mad at myself for not stacking more aggressively in 2017.

It’s easy. Just don’t look at the price.

Bitcoin has ruined my life. Since I discovered and studied bitcoin, I have: 1. Become a cheap bastard. I don’t want to waste my money on anything else. 2. Lost all interest in hobbies. I exchange my fiat for Sats rather than mindless time suckers. 3. Become inanely boring. I don’t want to talk about anything else. 4. Arrogant. I’m pretty sure I know more about money than most people. 5. Stupidly patient. I just wait for stuff indefinitely. There is a ton more ways #bitcoin has ruined my life. How has it ruined yours?

I will likely never mine a single bitcoin, but it’s fun to participate. nostr:nprofile1qqstrcgctzz2d52thl8r3xwt205pswkauep0yexsla83w3fhrcrpxnqprpmhxue69uhhqun9d45h2mfwwpexjmtpdshxuet5xp62jx #bitaxe

Beyond “intimate relations,” what is the point of a wife?

To celebrate Independence Day, I set up my first #bitaxe #btc #miner

I made the mistake of watching my first WNBA game.

Well, there is no reason to watch this game now.

Human experience is just math, but we are imperfect calculators.

Nostr is so flaccid

I wish I could just post “stay humble and stack sats” everyday and have people send me sats. It’s good to be nostr:nprofile1qqsqfjg4mth7uwp307nng3z2em3ep2pxnljczzezg8j7dhf58ha7ejgpr9mhxue69uhhxetwv35hgtnwdaekvmrpwfjjucm0d5q3samnwvaz7tmswfjk66t4d5h8qunfd4skctnwv46qu7vtcc sometimes.

I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love, and I don’t care who knows. #sophiecunningham #elf

She picked the wrong fight.

I just saw the most convincing, elaborate Bitcoin scam ever: On the front page of YouTube, a “Live Stream” of Bitcoin 2025 had Michael Saylor onstage saying his company was donating $200mm to promote Bitcoin. All you had to do was scan the QR code on screen, send BTC, and they would send you double back. It looked and sounded legitimate. The whole thing was AI generated. Be careful out there.

I swear I’m gonna wave at every person who refuses to make eye contact when I’m out walking.

Have you ever put your finger in your pee stream just to see what would happen?

There is no rivalry. CC and AR are in different leagues.