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BEAR MARKET UPDATE! 📉 🐻 We are up 2.3% for the last 12 months Official CPI is 3.1% over the same time period. We are NOT beating inflation! 😣!!! Wake me up at $250k 😴 Stay humble and stack sats for 12 years (2.5 cycles) 🥰

Update on Orange Pilling my friend: The bank blocked their cash transfer to the Bitcoin only exchange. Had to answer a heap of questions and was put on hold for hours… He was asked by the fraud department of the bank: Why are you buying Bitcoin? Are you being held hostage or under duress? Did your broker recommend Bitcoin? Do you know that crypto can be a scam? If your broker didn’t tell you about Bitcoin, who did? Do you trust your friend and the info they have given you about Bitcoin? The benefits of permissionless money in real time. The negatives of permissioned money in real time. 👀 The bank they were using was the ANZ bank in Australia 🇦🇺 ANZ have a $6,500 USD a month max limit for transfers to exchanges. ***The money in your bank account is not yours!

https://fountain.fm/episode/r7l73Yy81Z7tGVjkvezk nostr:nprofile1qqs879mhq6kkuzh2wk57xdzanl76uem8d7hlyjd7v4a4jcm4u88d8ygpr9mhxue69uhhxetwv35hgtnwdaekvmrpwfjjucm0d5q3gamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwv3sk6atn9e5k75jz4hl nostr:nprofile1qqsywt6ypu57lxtwj2scdwxnyrl3sry9typcstje65x7rw9a2e5nq8spz4mhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejqzxrhwden5te0wfjkccte9eekummjwsh8xmmrd9skcg30nly nostr:nprofile1qqsqfjg4mth7uwp307nng3z2em3ep2pxnljczzezg8j7dhf58ha7ejgpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgqgcwaehxw309ac8yetdd96k6tnswf5k6ctv9ehx2aqs87rv0 Great Rip! Love that Matt said he wouldn’t be too pleased if it was another 4 years until new ATH! Yes - Bitcoin Freedom Money Yes - NGU is fucking great (and bloody important!) Stay humble and stack sats for 12 years (2.5 cycles). 🧡

Just helped a friend make their first Bitcoin purchase! I was expecting a $100 testing of the waters… Negative Ghost Rider. Horse cock did a $10,000 smash buy @ $95,900 instead! He is definitely not here to fuck spiders! I have set him a 21 million dollar sat goal. The bloke is an absolute dinosaur with tech and needs a piss easy wallet solution. He can barely email and he can’t cut and paste text on his phone / yells at his computer often. nostr:nprofile1qqs9mvjd9uym8ey4w5vevlrxqfesm666cm6su27svcwqfvj8ztvhlgspzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgqgkwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummnw3ezucnpdejqsg4n4t 100% for this use case. Another successful orange pill 💊 🍊 LFG! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

BULL(ant) MARKET UPDATE! 📉 🐂 🐜 Bitcoin is up 4.4% from 12 months ago :) Official CPI for the last 12 months is 3.1% We are really doing it anon! We are beating inflation by 1.3%! AH-MAZIN!!!!!! We are up 37% from last cycles high of 69k over 4 years ago… That’s 9.25% worth of gains split evenly over the last 4 years! We are edging out poorly run stonks based on performance anon! We are really doing it! Stay humble and stack sats for 12 years (2.5 cycles). 🧡 #bull #bullant #bullish #bulltarded #bear #bearish #beartarded #sats #stacksats #stayhumble #Inflation #stonks #cope #hopium

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Bear Market Update! 📉 🐻 12 months later we are up 7%! We are really doing it Redban! We are (BEARly ;) keeping up with inflation! :) #Copium comments of the week: “1 Bitcoin = 1 Bitcoin” - No shit Sherlock! Eggs don’t bounce, shit sticks to blankets and kidnapped children are generally homesick! Still can’t buy a decent house with 1 Bitcoin! “I never check the USD price” - Cool story. We live in a dollar dominated world and you don’t check the price? Don’t piss on my back and tell me it’s raining. ☔️ Riddle me this: If you earn Bitcoin or get paid in Bitcoin and only spend Bitcoin, the #sats amount you spend on that delicious grass fed steak is PEGGED to the DOLLAR is it not?! Example: The steak you ate on the 7th of Oct would cost 100,000 sats. Now it costs 123,000 sats. Well golly gosh! I wonder why it’s more expensive today?! The sats price of items fluctuate because?... you guessed it! Even in a *Bitcoin Only* circular economy the sats price of most things fluctuate in lock step with the dollar denominated price of Bitcoin 💸 . USD price go up, sats price go down. USD price go down, sats price go up! #science ! 🧑‍🔬 🧬 Verify, don’t trust… Go to an online store that sells products for Bitcoin and you’ll see a fluctuating sats amount :) Not checking the USD value of Bitcoin = head in the sand 🫠 “I hope we stay at this price level for years to come!” If the price of BTC doesn’t increase and outpace inflation is it really the *best money*? The lowest bar for *sound money* is outpacing inflation! What if you are an older Bitcoiner? Shouldn’t you reap some of the rewards too? Or are you a greedy little junior burger pleb? 🍔 👦 Wake me up at 250k 😴 🥰 All jokes aside… 24% from the ATH is FUCK ALL! Redraw from the homeloan, sell that old bike in the garage, max out your credit card, open a LEDN account and go hard AF. Now is the time to be greedy! #asknostr #nostr #bitcoin #news #bullish #bearish #crabish #bulltarded #news #pleb

Bear Market Update! 📉 🐻 12 months later we are up 7%! We are really doing it Redban! We are (BEARly ;) keeping up with inflation! :) #Copium comments of the week: “1 Bitcoin = 1 Bitcoin” - No shit Sherlock! Eggs don’t bounce, shit sticks to blankets and kidnapped children are generally homesick! Still can’t buy a decent house with 1 Bitcoin! “I never check the USD price” - Cool story. We live in a dollar dominated world and you don’t check the price? Don’t piss on my back and tell me it’s raining. ☔️ Riddle me this: If you earn Bitcoin or get paid in Bitcoin and only spend Bitcoin, the #sats amount you spend on that delicious grass fed steak is PEGGED to the DOLLAR is it not?! Example: The steak you ate on the 7th of Oct would cost 100,000 sats. Now it costs 123,000 sats. Well golly gosh! I wonder why it’s more expensive today?! The sats price of items fluctuate because?... you guessed it! Even in a *Bitcoin Only* circular economy the sats price of most things fluctuate in lock step with the dollar denominated price of Bitcoin 💸 . USD price go up, sats price go down. USD price go down, sats price go up! #science ! 🧑‍🔬 🧬 Verify, don’t trust… Go to an online store that sells products for Bitcoin and you’ll see a fluctuating sats amount :) Not checking the USD value of Bitcoin = head in the sand 🫠 “I hope we stay at this price level for years to come!” If the price of BTC doesn’t increase and outpace inflation is it really the *best money*? The lowest bar for *sound money* is outpacing inflation! What if you are an older Bitcoiner? Shouldn’t you reap some of the rewards too? Or are you a greedy little junior burger pleb? 🍔 👦 Wake me up at 250k 😴 🥰 #asknostr #nostr #bitcoin #news #bullish #bearish #crabish #bulltarded #news #pleb