Cameras ready, prepare to flash!
💃 💃 💃
Wouldn't you know it
Not here more than thirty seconds
And already I see a bad little kid
Doin' bad little things
He is sucking on a balloon
Now, this is not an ordinary balloon, parents
It's a balloon filled with the gas called
Nitrous oxide
Laughing gas, hee hee hee, hee hee, ha ha!
But this is no laughing matter
Cameras ready, prepare to flash!
Breaking News!
December 17th, 2024: $108,600 USD
September 25th, 2025: $111,900 USD
282 days later…
3% increase…
Haven’t beaten inflation
You are not in a bull cycle
Stop spreading hopium
This is post halving as well!
And apparently the institutions are piling in! 😜
For Bitcoin to change your life financially stack sats for 2.5 cycles (10 years).
Stay humble, wait decades, stack sats!
@Bitcoin Magazine
Public Service Announcement:
#Nostr is not holier than now.
You can still doom scroll on Nostr.
You can still view porn on Nostr.
You can still fight with retarded anons on Nostr.
You can still see beheadings and violent crime on Nostr.
You can still see villages and vehicles get deleted on Nostr.
It is the best of a bad bunch by far but it’s still apart of a bad bunch.
Don’t use Nostr to escape social media on your phone.
Use the great outdoors to escape your phone entirely.
Tune in to mother natures television - stare into a campfire 🔥 👀
Currently sending a significant amount of BTC from one address to another.
Watching the mempool like a hawk.
Ass is puckering.
This is why we haven’t got mass adoption in the self custody world 🌍
Finally…
Receive address is showing a *pending transaction*
Phew! 😮💨
Transaction confirmed 😅!
#UTXO #Bitcoin #Transaction #Mempool
Didn’t buy the dip today.
I sold the dip.
- Bought my wife a new iPad and the new AirPods Pro 3
- Paid for a beautiful 2 week holiday to South East Asia (Flights and accommodation)
Life’s short.
Stay humble and spend some sats on cool shit and experiences!
#Bitcoin #SpendSats #Holiday #Sats #StackSats
🏝️ ✈️ 📱💸
‘Fiat Slop’
Golden pigs at the trough, snouts in swill they cough.
Masters grin, the printing presses hum, lies are minted, truth succumbs.
Inflation drips like honey, vile, bellies swell in crooked style.
Squeals now drown where truth once spoke-chains sing-freedom just broke.
#Bitcoin #Sats #Slop #Fiat #Poetry #Poem #FiatSlop #Pig