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The Bulgarian Pork Whistle
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#Grok is a cucked AI model that leans towards neutrality when one side is clearly more correct than the other. Absolute trash… Probably why fuck all people use it. #AI #cucked
💃 "What Else Is There?" It was me on that road But you couldn't see me Too many lights out, but nowhere near here It was me on that road Still you couldn't see me And then flashlights and explosions Roads are getting nearer We cover distance but not together I am the storm and I am the wonder And the flashlights nightmares And sudden explosions I don't know what more to ask for I was given just one wish It's about you and the sun A morning run The story of my maker What I have and what I ache for I've got a golden ear I cut and I spear And what else is there Roads are getting nearer We cover distance still not together If I am the storm if I am the wonder Will I have flashlights nightmares And sudden explosion There's no room where I can go and You've got secrets too I don't know what more to ask for I was given just one wish 🧡🧡🧡
A close friend of mine has held 7 Bitcoin since they were purchased at $500 a piece. They sold 2 @ $60,000 in 2021 and they just sold the last 5 for $110,000 each. A part of me cried inside. Apart of me gets it - to hold from $500 to $110,000 is fucking wild. The crazy part: - They listened to zero Bitcoin podcasts - They never read one Bitcoin book - They had zero belief that Bitcoin would ever increase in value - They pretty much forgot that they had it and never checked the price regularly (hence how they stayed in the game) - They didn’t use a hardware wallet and had no interest in self custody - They gave zero fucks about any further upside and have no interest in Bitcoin as a technology - No Nostr and no Bitcoin twitter. No interest in the ‘community’ - Highly intelligent and hard working - Financially savvy - Coudln’t give a fuck about the Whitepaper To hold out this long with zero interest in Bitcoin is wild. Talk about an outlier! I’m sad they sold. But they are living a great life and if most Bitcoiners make a 2.5x gain (overall) then holding to $110,000 is a solid effort. ‘Bitcoin’ is not a personality trait. Go touch grass anon. And don’t sell your entire stack in 2025 during a bear market! The 🐂 is yet to show its face since 2021! ☀️
An open letter to the men of #Nostr How to organise a date night! 1 - If your girlfriend or wife works Mon-Fri don’t organise a date night on a Friday night in the city. They’ll be tired, the traffic will be shit and the city will be clogged up with suits. Saturday night is preferable. Understand your girlfriend or wife’s schedule and plan accordingly. If they finish work at 5pm don’t be an asshole and make a 6PM reservation and add unnecessary time pressure. 2 - Do some research on cuisines you know she likes. Book an established restaurant with a great wine list and cross reference reviews with their website. If they have a shit website it’s a good indicator that it will be a shit restaurant. Don’t ask ‘where do you want to go?’ or ‘What about this place?’ - You are organising the date night, not them. You want them to use zero bandwidth. 3 - After you make the booking call ahead and request a table that is not near a thoroughfare or near the entrance. Be kind to the staff and they’ll be kind to you. 4 - Organise a taxi / uber there and back if you are both drinking. Getting to the date night venue is just as important as the date itself and it will set the tone for the evening. 5 - Take the lead in ordering the food. Grab a couple of classics and a couple of seasonal items to share. Order more than you’ll eat and ensure some variety. Ask your server to suggest some house favourites if you are in a bind. 6 - Start with cocktails or champagne. If they are a big red wine drinker grab a bottle straight off the bat. If they don’t like champagne or cocktails grab something else! 7 - If they have fresh oysters on the menu always order oysters 🦪! 8 - Pay for the bill (obviously). 9 - The optimal comfortable temperature for women is 2-4°C higher than men. Don’t sit outside in the middle of winter and don’t sit next to a draughty doorway either. Use your brain. 10 - Put your phone on silent and don’t put it on the table. Even better, turn it off and put it inside your girlfriend or wife’s handbag as a physical gesture that you are here to connect and not check the price of Bitcoin every 5 seconds / see what’s happening on Nostr! 11 - Dress the part, clean yourself up and shave off the stubble. Go easy on the perfume gents - subtlety is the key. 12 - Drink well, eat much, laugh out loud, be generous with your attention, be kind to the staff, open the door, sit up straight and lean into your masculinity. It’s not always easy but it’s always appreciated. Connect with your partner and disconnect from the world. Macroeconomics can wait a few hours… 13 - Grab a bottle of wine to take home or make sure you have a nice bottle at home already (do you need to chill it? Have you got clean glasses?). If they drink beer grab beer if they like whisky grab whisky. Allow the night to continue and evolve and show that you have thought about the entire experience- not just the restaurant component. 14 - If you both feel up for it go to a nice bar after dinner and finish off with a night cap. Go and dance or shoot a game of pool. 15 - If you are going to be late by more than 10-15 minutes let the venue know but don’t even mention it to your girlfriend or wife - they don’t need the pressure and it is what it is. Who gives a fuck! Roll with it… If you can nail the majority of these points you’ll have a bloody good night! #wine #food #date #datenight #worththesats #wine #champagne
Breaking News! Keep telling yourself we are in a bull run and you’ll retire your blood line by years end anon! 🫠 108k to 110k in 252 days! - Post halving - Record ETF inflows - Record treasury company inflows - Record BTC accumulation from plebs - Record nation state adoption - The most favourable US BTC legislation ever - Peak mining hash rate - Peak miner adoption Ask yourself anon - is the Bitcoin price increasing $1,500 over a 252 day period a bull run? “Whoever told you that is your enemy?” Stay humble and stack sats for 15+ years anon ;) #bitcoin #sats #bulltard #copium #hopium #Stayhumble #inflation #news #breakingnews #macro #ETF #macro #bitcoinmining