If you track that chart and recognize it - I owe you a zap

Women are like Bitcoin. The longer you hodl them, the better they become 🥰

After listening too much to pablo and gigi I want to vibe code a nostr strava implementation that streams sats for cycling, running or hiking

One man's trash is another man's treasure (h/t today @Gigi in No Strudelutions) I am not a builder of chairs but 10 kg glass gets me approx 800 Sats, 16 gramm of aluminium gets you 300 Sats back. Added yet another 1000 Sats for a simple bike ride. My satsflow will never stop until people stop trashing nature

Copyright ist Aberglaube.

I am being scammed by the government. 1.3 BTC already gone - most likely forever. Maybe I get a few sats back in a few decades. The pension system is a purchasing power fraud.

Thinking about the #TelepathyTapes. Can the non speakers mindread a seedphrase and prove it on the blockchain? Don't trust, verify. I propose an experiment with skin in the game - betting sats. Person A sits monitored in a room and gets a HWW memorizes the seed. Person B sends a fresh UTXO with money from telepathy skeptics and proponents to this key. Person C (non speaker) in another room/building then receives the seed phrase via telepathy. Person D will use another HWW types in seed and transfers the funds. QED - if it works 99 out of 100 it is enough for me. 7 sigma would be better ofc

First translated article from @ODELL on NOSTR

#SAILORMOON

How Bitcoin Fixes The Fiat Food System - worth a repost!

#SatoshisKleinanzeigen @Satoshis Kleinanzeigen #SatsKleinanzeigen Verkaufe Crucial P1 1 TB/1000GB M.2 2280 SSD - funktioniert einwandfrei, habe sie als Backup im Schrank aber findet keine Verwendung. Zum Verstauben zu schade. Sonderpreis! Festpreis: 21210 sats Kategorie: Elektronik, Hardware Versand: inklusive Kontaktmethoden: Telegram: @SimonSatoshi

Financial statement after a sunny sunday walk 2 hours bitcoin podcast while stacking 30 sats from @Fountain Meanwhile collecting some empty cans and bottles 1868 sats Total: 1898 Sats @npub1030j...wcta 1080 Sats/EUR Streamrate: 949 Sats/hour -15 Sats/minute - 0.25 sat/sec Fortune rating: 7/10 - 25 and 8 cent founds were almost equal 🙃

My DIY BTC cup is ready! Thanks @ODELL for keeping us humble

My new hobby is to resolidify vapor of healing plants

studying was a scam 😁 in the end you only have a paper and after 10 years you forget everything... If I had studied Bitcoin, the time invested would have been worth more 😁 In the end, I got my act together and didn't do a PhD and saved the extra income. Calculated on a Satoshi basis, it was the best decision of my life (although I would have been interested in the subject)😳 Our students would have to calculate what 1 semester costs net if you would otherwise have a job as a graduate, housing costs, university etc. per month * 6 ... and then multiply that by 5 😂 napkin math: graduate salary approx. 2500€ -> at least 1500€ more as a student. Back then, there were still 10,000 sat per euro. 1500€*6=9000€ (per semester) now times 10 000 Sat/€ is then 0.9 BTC 😱🧐🤓 quite expensive such a semester of study in a Bitcoin standard😢😭

SHORT THE ROCK, LONG THE COIN WE ARE CLOSE TO BEAT THE GRANDFATHER

WE ARE WITNESSING HYPERBITCOINIZATION IN REAL TIME WE ARE NOT DONE. KEEP STACKING. STAY HUMBLE.

Reading "Resistance Money"

Just did a yearly repeat of my measurement: Body weight Neck Waist Body Fat (Navy Method) Fat free mass Fat free mass index I am stuck at 23 FFMI with minimal effort. Calisthenics and bicycling does the job. Do you track your body? #Fitstr #AskNostr #GrowNostr