Bitcoin paradox Orange pill everyone = mass adoption = ngu = less sats per dollar Orange pill no-one = no adoption = ngd = more sats per dollar

Bloke in the sauna was saying his mate bought 24 Bitcoin in 2016 for £500 each Sold 20 in 2017 bull Sold 2 more when it first hit 100k dollars Got 2 left and is selling as soon as it hits 100k gbp I told him to tell his mate keep the last 2 but he's adamant he's selling 🤦

French courts block Bitcoin founder Satoshi Nakamoto from attending Oslo freedom festival.

Are we humans sharing one planet, or are we divided by borders?

My mates in the sauna saying why are trades on 500 a day now, why are houses nearly a milly now, why is a weeks shopping 250, why is a burger and chips 20 I tried to tell them, as long as they printin, shit gone get a lot fucking worse They said nah, it can't go much higher....I laughed

Stay with me... AI robotic store security guard 💂‍♀️ - Can snap offenders fingers at first - Break arms/legs if necessary I predict 100% reduction in shoplifting We can call it RoboGuard. We'll have it say something like 'Thank-you for your cooperation'

Companies acquiring 2.27BTC on their balance sheet will be a newsworthy event

JUST SOLD MY HOMING PIGEON FOR BITCOIN FOR THE 22ND TIME #ENTREPRENEURS ON NOSTR

I swear bro posts this for ragebait 📸 @QW

Hang on, so Gary Lineker quit the BBC over a 🐀 emoji, and now after discussions he's back again? What?!