Who will use AI to just chat about things
I feel when it's fast enough to go at our speed colloquially
You can just ask it stuff and learn as you go
When I'm on a long drive I'm just gonna delve into some Bitcoin technicalities and talk them through
And you'll also be able to copy pasta the transcript
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Having a quick look at this Lnmarkets.com site
24hrs to guess if the Bitcoin price is going up or down in a call or put option is just gambling
Might as well go red or black at roulette
To be fair there looks to be 2,3,4 day periods aswell
And apparently there's a futures market for longer term plays
I know in my heart of hearts you cannot beat the house, it's a degen gamble to give you a buzz
Definitely do not risk any large amount of sats
Rektbot attests to that!
I stumbled across LNMarkets.com, a platform for trading Bitcoin derivatives using Lightning
They offer call and put options (24-hour expirations) and perpetual futures, letting you bet on Bitcoin’s price moves with leverage.
You can even close positions early if the market’s liquid enough.
I’ll be honest, it feels like degen gambling But I’m diving into learning what call options (betting the price goes up) and put options (betting it goes down) are all about.
They also have straddles for when you think the price will move big but aren’t sure which way, and futures for longer-term bets.
Anyone here used LN Markets? What’s your take any tips for a newbie figuring out options or futures?
The tiny amounts I'll use, I will lose I'm sure so Darth will be admonishing me for wasting sats.
Obi-Wan Kenobi says, "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine,"
Satoshi said he was moving on to other things, effectively striking himself down and becoming more powerful than we can imagine.
If you think about if fasting is good for you
When you're ill you don't feel hungry because the body is repairing itself and fighting the illness
science bro
Saw this SAS hero talking about dragging himself through the jungle under gunfire
Top comment: like listening to my dad's stories of walking to school in the 70s 😂😂😂
@ODELL in the 2027 Bitcoin winter


There's a lot of content about China 🇨🇳 creating a superpower economy without having to wage war like the USA 🇺🇸
Ultimately both examples are centralised countries
When the planet is able to cooperate globally without the need for a centralised control.
Sooner or later they will see
Watch the UK news and the headlines are covering British steel
Strategic steel ownership is extremely important according to the UK government
Wait until the world wakes up to the importance of Bitcoin
Trump has exempted tariffs on these products:
Smartphones
Laptops/Computers
Chargers
Headphones/Earbuds
Televisions
Wi-Fi Routers
Power Banks
Smartwatches
USB Cables
Keyboards
Mice
Speakers
Tablets
Gaming Consoles
Memory Cards
External Hard Drives
Printers
Webcams
Smart Home Devices
Electric Fans
Rice
Wheat
Water
Tea
Coffee
Sugar
Salt
Cooking Oil
Milk
Eggs
Chicken
Potatoes
Pasta
Tomatoes
Onions
Soy Sauce
Spices
Soft Drinks
Beer
Instant Noodles
Toothpaste
Toothbrushes
Soap
Shampoo
Conditioner
Deodorant
Razors
Facial Cleanser
Moisturizer
Sunscreen
Sanitary Pads/Tampons
Toilet Paper
Tissues
Hand Sanitizer
Lip Balm
Nail Clippers
Hairbrushes/Combs
Body Lotion
Cotton Pads/Swabs
Perfume/Fragrance
T-Shirts
Jeans
Underwear
Socks
Shoes
Jackets
Hats/Caps
Backpacks
Belts
Scarves
Sunglasses
Watches
Bras
Dresses
Shirts
Sweatshirts/Hoodies
Leggings
Ties
Gloves
Wallets
Light Bulbs
Batteries
Cleaning Detergent
Sponges/Scrubbers
Trash Bags
Brooms
Mops
Buckets
Vacuum Cleaners
Air Fresheners
Candles
Bed Sheets
Pillows
Towels
Pots and Pans
Knives
Plates
Cups/Glasses
Cutlery
Storage Containers
Pain Relievers
Vitamins/Supplements
Bandages
Thermometers
Face Masks
Condoms
Antacids
Blood Pressure Monitors
Glucose Meters
Inhalers
Pens
Notebooks
Umbrellas
Bicycles
Cars
Sewing Kits
Tape
Scissors
Flashlights
Matches/Lighters
only joking but it's like the tariffs are being watered down every day!!
saw this post from Joe Burnett on X
Let’s think about how this plays out.
In 10 years or less, AI will perform any white-collar job for $100 a year. Robotics will do any blue-collar job for the same.
This collapses the cost of gold mining and real estate construction. Gold and housing become abundant and cheap.
Basic consumer goods also become abundant and cheap. And since the dollar is designed to debase against basic goods, it becomes even more worthless—along with every dollar-denominated fixed-income instrument.
Even equities begin to lose their edge. Nvidia may have massive margins today, but tomorrow, AI can design a competitive GPU from scratch for a fraction of the cost. Apple’s moat disappears when AI can instantly create and launch rival smartphones. Exxon’s advantage erodes as AI and robotics unlock abundant, low-cost energy from untapped sources.
Every traditional store of value gets disrupted.
Except bitcoin.
Bitcoin is the only asset on Earth that remains absolutely scarce—no matter how much energy, capital, or intelligence is thrown at it. There will only ever be 21,000,000.
Only keep wealth outside of bitcoin you’re willing to lose.
Then scanning the comments saw this...
From a commenter: So much of this is wrong it's hard to even be upset enough to address it.
So clicked on his profile, first thing was freerogernow
and a monero address 🤦♂️
Over on bullXhit there's a Dutch shitcoiner constantly calling Bitcoin's security flawed in 7-10 yrs saying 21M will need to be increased
found this counter video explaining why that isn't so...

X (formerly Twitter)
Rob Warren (@robertwarren) on X
Fight the FUD.
There's no such thing as Bitcoin miner 'Security Budget' for a few very obvious reasons.
Let's discuss.

Onchain culture is a niche
We need to make devs famous
Pre tariff I-phones are the new hand sanitizer
New trading set up locked in 79-81K gang rinse and repeat
Do not trade 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Vibing with AI about whether the heat from mining rigs could be harnessed to create yet more energy to mine more Bitcoin
Ended up going into a thermodynamics rabbit 🐇 hole 🕳
And ended up here...
But the energy comes from the Earth-moon system. The moon’s pull isn’t infinite; it’s gradually slowing Earth’s rotation (by tiny fractions of a second over centuries) and losing orbital energy as it drifts slightly farther away.
🎤 drop