Lmao starfield looks like boring goyslop

@npub1j8ew...mpny getting back into Shadow Empire maybe I'll write a book based on it

Need a cute snekwife I can easily annoy

>black people in my game industry 🤮 🤮

I would have been Himmler's strongest collaborator

"so these retards built this wrong, since they hooked up PVC pipe to your warm water" "can you please not use such hateful language in my house" "anyways, what was I saying about these retards was..." >beta visibly gets upset, but cannot do anything since I'm the cheapest independent plumber in town I love being my own boss

I just did the math and realized I'm about halfway to getting my associates degree Huh, thanks younger me

Wives

>get a day off >decide to work anyways christ

>watching The Greatest Story Never Told with hellhound GF >sitting on the couch >she's nuzzling up to me >only reason I got her to watch a whole 8 hour movie is because I offered to buy her jalepenos >she's banned from every store in the state >movie finally ends >tail wagging >she's eager to get jalepenos >pull it out of the fridge >it's pepperocinis >smug grin crosses my face >hellhound wife is absolutely devastated, eyes are literally on fire >get the shit kicked out of me (affectionately) >get told to go return the pepperocinis and get a jar of jalepenos is this abuse