>watching The Greatest Story Never Told with hellhound GF >sitting on the couch >she's nuzzling up to me >only reason I got her to watch a whole 8 hour movie is because I offered to buy her jalepenos >she's banned from every store in the state >movie finally ends >tail wagging >she's eager to get jalepenos >pull it out of the fridge >it's pepperocinis >smug grin crosses my face >hellhound wife is absolutely devastated, eyes are literally on fire >get the shit kicked out of me (affectionately) >get told to go return the pepperocinis and get a jar of jalepenos is this abuse

I need some hitler tribute videos or something. Hitler speeches with feelgoodmusic

just a few more weeks at my job and then I can get the fuck out of this state. Just a few more weeks. Just a few more weeks...

>come from rural area >inflation wiped out my savings, trying to do a career change >all job opportunities that aren't dogshit for my industry all require relocation >my savings are dogshit (under 5k) I need a beer

I've hit an extreme level of burn out and I have no idea how to fix it.

Cute

46k words out of 90,000 most recent chapter I wrote is probably going to be my most controversial since Hitler's in it and mouthing an opinion I have to guess he would have

aaand that'll do it I just wrote 1k worth of words today

i don't understand how people don't find dogs and cats to be adorable

Trying to get work done on writing but I'm tired. Life sucks.

post cowgirl wife

why the fuck is steak so expensive 😭 😭 😭