A heartfelt shoutout to the chosen people:
Thanks for flooding our internet with porn ,strengthening our wrists while weakening our wills. Your "artistic" contributions to the LGBTQ+ agenda have been enlightening, turning our kids into confused, hormone-ravaged lab rats.
We especially appreciate the wars you've convinced us to fight. From Iraq to Ukraine, our boys have died beautifully for your Greater Israel dreams. Their flag-draped coffins? A small price to pay for your real estate ambitions.
And let's not forget Jeffrey Epstein's sex trafficking empire. Your generosity in sharing underage girls with world leaders has kept global blackmail running smoothly. Who else could make pedophilia look like a minor indiscretion?
Last but not least, thank you for teaching us that "anti-Semitism" is just code for "you noticed." We're honored to be your eternal scapegoats.
Here's to another century of your benevolence! 🥳
Jews Rock!
#sarcasm #fuckjews
