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*YakiHonne** 🔥 The Meme Bay just hit 4,000 subscribers 🔥 That's 4,000 people voluntarily consuming reposted meme waste on a protocol 99% of the world thinks is a Scandinavian furniture brand. To celebrate this unholy milestone, I’m zapping 1,000 sats ⚡ to every living being who completes the following within 24 hours ⏳: ✅ Subscribe to The Meme Bay ✅ Like/Zap this digital trainwreck ✅ Comment (drop a meme, insult, or just whisper "gib zap") ✅ Repost to spread the infection --- ⚠️ **Rules of Engagement:** 🚫 Bots, fed alts, and burner ghosts = disqualified 💀 If your post history is emptier than my soul after zapping 50 strangers – no dice 🫗 If you’re semi-functional and terminally online, you’re probably good --- If I don’t go broke instantly, I might prolong the madness – because nothing fuels impulsive generosity like public validation from strangers on a decentralized protocol.