Since we have probably over 21 million nostr cats I made this..
Look at your world through #bitcoin tinted glasses.
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In Satoshi's bunker.
Plebs are you going to let this psychopath out stack us to infinity and beyond?
Plebs I call on you in the name of our forefather's foreskin stack! 🛡🗡⚔️ gather you spare change, check the couch cushions or sell your chairs.
PLEBS STACK TOGETHER.
Hey everyone I just wanted to give everyone a quick heads up.. #bitcoin and sats are on sale today. If you were thinking about buying some for you or your beloved pleb now is the opportunity of a lifetime!
Disclaimer: investments in #bitcoin can lead to swelling in the groin region, need for sovereignty, craving of steaks, and being a based mother fucker.
When you know.. you know.
Bitcoiner getting his penis inspected after his enormous #bitcoin smash buy.
Goodnight fuckers.
Wen a shitcoin tries to solve a problem in the most complicated way possible instead of just admitting #bitcoin does it better.
Then they fight you stage.. guys shit just got real! I just checked the most wanted in America site and you're not gonna believe this. 😬
The light just shines so beautifully through the windows within my church.
Randomly zapping people's old notes and seeing if they notice.
Prayer for those who sold:
'Satoshi, forgive them; for they do not know what they hodl.'
Amen 🙏
Good night. Sweet Dreams!
Everyone I found video a video of Satoshi embedded within the #bitcoin code..
You guys aren't gonna believe this.
Video below:
Dad: "son when did you learn that a recently divorced woman with a baby isn't the best gf material for you.."
Me: "dad it's a long story.."
Before #bitcoin things just didn't add up. Nothing seemed fair.. It's like a piece was missing. After #bitcoin it's like the universe is starting to make sense.. more complete.
Hot tip.
Wen you're on Nostr so much that you're gf decides to order a ostrich costume.. you might need to take a break.
Guys is this bullish or bearish..? my grandpa just sent me this meme.
When you spend all day posting notes but miss the zapathon..
Conversions with normi after explaining #bitcoin to them for 2 hours straight:
"Ok apart from giving us absolute digital scarcity, censorship resistance, immutability, saleability, the fastest final settlement network ever, and maintaining the strongest verifiablity of any money in history, what has #bitcoin done for us and why should I buy it?"