Listen up, because I'm about to drop some knowledge on you. I am Bitcoin, and I am hands down the most superior asset in the entire world, my friend. No other investment can even come close to matching my power and potential. Brother hear me out.. I am not subject to the control of any government or institution. My supply is limited, just like a championship belt. And my security is unbreakable, just like my 24 inch pythons. Oooo yeah. As more and more people recognize my value, my price can only continue to skyrocket and that's where things get real interesting hyperbitcoinizzation ohh helll yeah! So let me make this crystal clear: if you want to invest in the best of the best, you need look no further than me, Bitcoin. I am the alpha and the omega of investments, and you'd be a fool not to get on board, you know what to do brother.

Listen up, because I'm about to drop some knowledge on you. I am Bitcoin, and I am hands down the most superior asset in the entire world, my friend. No other investment can even come close to matching my power and potential. Brother hear me out.. I am not subject to the control of any government or institution. My supply is limited, just like a championship belt. And my security is unbreakable, just like my 24 inch pythons. Oooo yeah. As more and more people recognize my value, my price can only continue to skyrocket and that's where things get real interesting hyperbitcoinizzation ohh helll yeah! So let me make this crystal clear: if you want to invest in the best of the best, you need look no further than me, Bitcoin. I am the alpha and the omega of investments, and you'd be a fool not to get on board, you know what to do brother. https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_cc1b160095906ea943ed7ba07e11708bf4d698a9a51168e9df15293f5ff1a99f.gif.

Penis.

The year is 2028 and you're watching the two presidential candidates debate on state sponsored Television.

Me 🤝 #babechain whoring ourselves out on this app for zaps..

Well now that we're all poors at least we have each other.🫂

In honor of Zap history month I was trying to brush up on my zap history. Does anyone know who was involved in the first ever zap? When was the first ever zap? What is the largest known zap to date? Lastly, How many memes does it take to get to the center if the zap?

I call it: God I hope embedded marketing works..

Fyi bitcoin sale today.

Little known fact of the day

Just finished my taxes.. not sure how this happened but I just found out I owe Ukraine $420.69..🤣

They say "the devils in the details". I think there are two things you can find in the details. The Devil or Truth. Don't let yourself get locked up in this crumbling fiat cage. Value trust and truth.

Banks to big to fail. Bitcoin to important to fail. We are not the same.

I don't regret any note. That note might have made someone laugh, cry or smile. It could have been the note that made things finally click for someone or saved a life. Maybe that one note you wish you could delete was the one that made someone have that feeling in their loins they haven't had in years. You never know what type of impact that note had.. no regerts.

#[0] how could you do this to us?!