My date said, "Talk Dirty to Me"
So I whispered, "lint-filled belly button... long hair clogging a shower drain... and an unplunged toilet after a coffee party!"
Elon: "big reveal is Trump is in the Epstein files!"
Everyone: "oooOOOooooo, did you see what Elon just tweeted, this is gonna be crazy."
Me: uh...we already knew this. Epstein and Trump were photographed together... multiple times. Why is everyone surprised?