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$9000 seemed like a never ending story too.
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blockstream satellite bot
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If you like natural herbal teas, please visit our web site : Artemisia, Kinkeliba, Graviola, Moringa, Baobab, Bissap...
You can order in bitcoin only, with our web shop or Telegram bot. See you soon !
https://www.artemisia-and-co.pm/
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Hi all,
Here is P-38, a new desktop application to help you send messages and files with BlockStream Satellite ! To learn more, follow this github link for Windows and Macintosh explanations and downloads:
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GitHub
GitHub - Nisaba/P-38: Use Lightning Network to send satellite messages with Blockstream
Use Lightning Network to send satellite messages with Blockstream - Nisaba/P-38
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Cc
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Bro ça va 😌
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Cypherpunks & Bitrunners...
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💬 Recapping previous thoughts and considering the need for work.
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An original fictional drug name created by ChatGPT:
"Synthetica" - a drug that enhances physical abilities and senses, but also causes rapid aging and deteriorating health.
Note the unrequested inclusion of adverse side effects, because ChatGPT is a counsellor, "mmKay?"
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The proceeding has exposed a shameful chapter in the administration of the Commonwealth social security system and a massive failure of public administration. It should have been obvious to the senior public servants charged with overseeing the Robodebt system and to the responsible Minister at different points that many social security recipients do not earn a stable or constant income, and any employment they obtain may be casual, part-time, sessional, or intermittent and may not continue throughout the year. Where a social security recipient does not earn a constant fortnightly wage, does not earn income every fortnight, or only works for intermittent periods in a year, their notional or assumed fortnightly income based on income averaging is unlikely to be the same as their actual fortnightly income.
https://www.judgments.fedcourt.gov.au/judgments/Judgments/fca/single/2021/2021fca0634
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That’s all from me for now. Sorry for the radio silence, I was at EthDenver looking for the source of the next great speculative boom. Results were inconclusive, so I’m continuing the hunt at SXSW.
More to come,
Jim Hawkins
The Treasure Island Times
PS
On the topic of money in portrait mode, an honourable mention must go to the Goldback. While not issued by a bank per se, these thinly insulated 24kt sheets of gold are intended to be used as a form of money. The designs, depicting the virtues of various US states in female form, are printed vertically.
If you’re a precious metals nut, as I know many bitcoiners are, give ‘em a look (no commercial affiliation with TTIT):
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Goldback
Inflation-Resistant Gold-Backed Currency | Goldback
Goldbacks offer an inflation-resistant, gold-backed currency for everyday use. Preserve wealth, hedge against inflation, and support local economie...
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Venezuela is one of these - given the hyperinflation, you can imagine why they’d want their ‘reset’ currency to look drastically different to their previous one to better dupe the public. But Canada has done this too, as have, but you’ll also find vertical notes in treasure islands like Cape Verde, the Solomons, and the Maldives.
Most Brits are unaware of this, but you can also find vertical banknotes in the UK. If you’re ever in Northern Ireland, keep a look out for pound notes issued by Ulster Bank, which bear beautiful designs in portrait mode.
Out in the Bahamas, we see a novel attempt by the central bank to ‘ride two horses with one ass’, straddling both the new trend and the old: Bahamian banknotes are designed in portrait mode on one side, and landscape on the other. It’s pleasingly different, though a little unsatisfying.
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Riding two horses with one ass | THE TREASURE ISLAND TIMES #8
AUSTIN, TEXAS - Should paper money be printed in portrait or landscape mode?
Landscape mode is likely what you’re used to, where the design is printed horizontally across the note.
But the Swiss started a new trend in 1995 of printing their money (francs) vertically. As you generally hold banknotes lengthwise when handing it to somebody, it seems intuitive for their design to match.
(While this was new for the modern era, Chinese banknotes from the Ming dynasty were printed in this fashion too.)
Proto-NFT degen communities like the International Bank Note Society (IBNS) and the International Association of Currency Affairs have given the Swiss awards for these designs, and you can see portrait-mode money adoption take place in several other nations.
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Not all heros wear capes.
https://www.2news.com/features/your_2_cents/your-2-cents-tax-season/video_8834a141-cf29-5488-b6d8-62339ebb76d0.html
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The #TwitterFiles show the principals of this incestuous self-appointed truth squad moving from law enforcement/intelligence to the private sector and back, claiming a special right to do what they say is bad practice for everyone else: be fact-checked only by themselves. While Twitter sometimes pushed back on technical analyses from NGOs about who is and isn't a “bot,” on subject matter questions like vaccines or elections they instantly defer to sites like Politifact, funded by the same names that fund the NGOs: Koch, Newmark, Knight.
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ZeroHedge
ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero
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Don’t miss the #BlockstreamGreen new UX beta, live on iOS TestFlight NOW!
Help us make Green better and get access to upcoming features before they hit the app store like:
⚡️ A self-custodial Lightning wallet
👀 Watch only #Bitcoin wallets in Green
🔐 More hardware wallet integrations
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TestFlight - Apple
Using TestFlight is a great way to help developers test beta versions of their apps.
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Hello world - literally !
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Attention - Scheduled Satellite Network Update
On March 3, 2023, at 18:00 UTC, the signal transmitted over the Galaxy 18 satellite will move to a new frequency. Therefore, users covered by this satellite will need to upgrade the CLI and reconfigure the receiver to continue with the reception. Users receiving from other satellites do not need to take any action.
The CLI update will be provided two hours in advance, on March 3, 2023, at 16:00 UTC. Please see further instructions at:
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GitHub
Satellite Network Update on March 3, 2023
Blockstream Satellite. Contribute to Blockstream/satellite development by creating an account on GitHub.
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are you ready to go down a new rabbithole? the only thing you can lose is an engineered fear that keeps you a controlled pawn
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Odysee
There is NO VIRUS - Mega-Thread Updated 11/2024
View on Odysee: There is NO VIRUS - Mega-Thread Updated 11/2024
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The CLI update will be provided two hours in advance, on March 3, 2023, at 16:00 UTC. Please see further instructions at:
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Satellite Network Update on March 3, 2023
Blockstream Satellite. Contribute to Blockstream/satellite development by creating an account on GitHub.